Most of the thousands of complaints filed each twelvemonth with the Boston 311 strategy are astir important, if mundane things: Trash pickups missed, potholes and burned retired thoroughfare lights. This is simply a compendium of 311 complaints that roseate supra the mean this twelvemonth - starting with a ample dong successful South Boston and ending with what 1 idiosyncratic thought were elephantine breasts overhanging Chinatown (and who could hide the illicit Beacon Hill footwear scraper?):
Is that a postulation motion connected your rod oregon are you conscionable gladsome to spot me?
1/4/21A not offended national filed a 311 ailment astir "a monolithic cock," of the rubber sort, suction-cupped to a postulation motion at...
Giant turkey menaces Hyde Park street
1/30/21A disquieted national files a 311 ailment astir a turkey of antithetic size ruling the roost connected Bradlee Street successful Hyde Park:...
Some citizens should conscionable unopen the hellhole up, Karen
2/19/21The national isn't ever right, 1 Boston metropolis worker, from BTD, we're guessing, complains. Yesterday, astatine 3:43 p.m., an...
The nervus of immoderate parents letting their kids play connected the writer astatine Medal of Honor Park erstwhile dogs request their exercise
2/27/21A dog-owning national barks retired a 311 ailment astir supposedly irresponsible parents astatine Medal of Honor Park successful South Boston...
The Seaport's over-compensating Lamborghini driver
2/28/21An annoyed national speedily files a 311 ailment astir a feline who seems to person made it his ngo successful beingness to thrust his...
No country for jaywalkers connected Hanover Street
3/31/21Some North Enders person been grumbling for weeks astir the nonaccomplishment of parking spaces on Hanover Street arsenic restaurants ready...
Naked antheral successful the model doesn't conscionable my attractiveness standards
4/8/21Update: 311 says this isn't a 311 matter; you should telephone police. A discerning national files a 311 ailment astir a man...
Pursued by a snarling hellbeast crossed the desolate plains of Lower Allston astatine midnight
4/10/21A acrophobic national who likes walking his oregon her canine successful Harvard's holdings disconnected Western Avenue filed a 311 study astir a...
If this were Beacon Hill ...
4/19/21Sometimes radical who record 311 complaints get frustrated erstwhile their complaints aren't handled quickly. So they'll complain...
JWay postulation airy was blowin' successful the wind, past it crashed to the ground
4/22/21An alarmed national filed a 311 study astir a postulation awesome connected the Jamaicaway inbound astatine Perkins Street that crashed to the...
Bongo drums astatine 3 a.m. successful Roslindale
5/7/21A sleep-deprived national filed a 311 ailment astatine 3:33 a.m. astir the concern successful the conception of the Arboretum behind...
The increasing drum menace
5/9/21Two days aft idiosyncratic complained astir bongo drums successful Roslindale, a weary national files a 311 ailment astir unceasing...
Illicit bootscraper connected Beacon Hill
5/19/21An outraged national files a 311 ailment astir idiosyncratic connected Pinckney Street connected Beacon Hill who added a message slot and a...
The fume detector that has been chirping for 2 years straight
5/21/21A national who has someway not been driven wholly insane record a 311 ailment astir a fume detector connected East 2nd Street in...
A pizza topping adjacent worse than pineapple
6/14/21A disgusted national filed a 311 study aft being dive bombed by a seagull astatine luncheon clip connected West 3rd and C streets successful South...
311 says interaction them with fireworks complaints, past tells radical not to interaction them with fireworks complaints
6/28/21A fed-up national files a 311 ailment astir 311 fireworks complaints: 311 closes retired each fireworks lawsuit and says not to...
Cutest menace ever successful North End assemblage garden
7/9/21A acrophobic national files a 311 ailment astir a havoc-wreaking gopher astatine DeFilippo Park successful the North End: There is a...
The abandoned citrus tigermobile of Weld Hill Street
7/16/21A fed-up national files a treble 311 ailment astir the concern connected Weld Hill Street successful Jamaica Plain, wherever an abandoned...
Allston Christmas conscionable seems to commencement earlier each year
8/1/21A acrophobic national filed a 311 ailment this greeting astir these derelict couches connected Coolidge Road successful Allston. Also see...
Parks Department says, yeah, we cognize the Common is simply a hellhole, telephone the mayor
8/8/21A acrophobic national with a bird's oculus presumption of the Tremont broadside of the Common filed a 311 ailment astir stateless radical by...
Liquidy vs. solidified canine poop
8/29/21Tonight we learned, via the city's answers to abstracted 311 complaints, that it mightiness beryllium champion to hold until canine discarded near by...
Citizen complant of the day: Ankle-deep pothole successful Jamaica Plain
9/10/21A disgruntled national files a 311 study astir a pothole connected Spring Park Avenue successful Jamaica Plain that she says is ankle deep,...
That national ailment of the time tract sucks
11/9/21We mightiness arsenic good discontinue - it's each downhill from present present that a disgruntled national has filed a 311 ailment about...
Life connected mean Southie streets isn't easy, particularly if you're coated successful food dust
11/11/21A coagulated national filed a 311 ailment astir the graffiti connected the broadside of Supreme House of Pizza connected Vinton Street successful South...
What's a Brahmin person to bash to bask a quiescent vacation successful this town?
12/4/21Thursday was Shaloh House's yearly Chanukhah Hummer Parade, successful which the Brighton Chabad halfway throws a enactment that includes...
Angry owl? No, those are boobs
12/6/21An irate national filed a 311 ailment astir the graffiti atop 249 Harrison Ave. successful Chinatown - and not conscionable due to the fact that it...
I deliberation I saw Tippi Hedren moving down Maverick Street
12/25/21An alarmed national filed a 311 ailment astir the herds of birds present congregating on Jeffries Street successful East Boston:...