Defunct Boston newspaper figures out how to publish news from the future

When Gannett shut the Allston/Brighton/West Roxbury/Roslindale Transcript Tab successful people a mates weeks back, it said readers could support getting their quality online.

Boy, howdy, they weren't kidding: The tract is present providing quality that hasn't adjacent happened yet, and won't for different 33 years:

The top story connected the Transcript Tab Web tract is from July 3, 2054 and chronicles the shutdown of the Centre Street occurrence presumption successful West Roxbury. No uncertainty acknowledgment to technological advances implicit the adjacent 3 decades, Tom Menino has been resurrected and is erstwhile again mayor, portion Ed Kelly has resumed his occupation arsenic caput of the section firefighters union.

That the communicative sounds remarkably similar a communicative from 2009, erstwhile Menino and the national were astatine the highest of their eternal feud, is lone impervious that past runs (or volition run) successful cycles.

H/t DMK.