Citizen complaint of the day: Somebody in Allston seems particularly distraught over the Slutcracker cancellation

A not-at-all-sleep-deprived national filed a 311 complaint astatine 4:59 a.m. connected Monday to study "overflowing trash and achromatic dildos" astatine 31 St. Lukes Rd. disconnected Comm. Ave. successful Allston. Submitted arsenic grounds was a blurry photograph of aforesaid (ed note: Which appears to amusement 2 of them).

Public Works, of course, sent a unit retired arsenic soon arsenic the store opened, but reports that by the clip they got determination astatine 7:47 a.m.:

No usurpation found, upon accomplishment gathering attraction was connected country cleaning up area. Will show property.

Earlier:
Slutcracker throws successful the vibrator, cancels remainder of performances owed to Covid-19.